A QUICK JOKE

a guy walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny pianist and this other guy goes

" wow whered you get that ? "

" oh, i got it from a genie "

" let i have a wish" the other guy grabbing them magic lamp

so he rubs the lamp and asks for one million bucks

" what the...i asked for a million bucks, not ducks "

then the other guy goes, " oh i forgot to tell you he's a bit deaf, did you really think i wished for a 12" pianist?"